NO JOKE: The “Cash Me Outside” girl just released her first single

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There is no limit to the amount of insane, completely undeserved opportunities that can come your way if you appear in a viral video. Just ask Danielle Bregoli, better known as the “cash me outside” girl, who just released her debut single earlier today.

Yes, you read that right. The teen girl we all know for yelling at audience members during a now infamous episode of Maury has launched a music career. A rap music career, to be specific. Bregoli is now calling herself Bhad Bhabie, a name followers will recognize from her social media profile, and her first single is titled “These Heaux.” You can stream the single above (if you dare).

Before you ask or turn to Google, the answer is yes, ‘Heaux’ is Bregoli’s way of spelling ‘hoes’. No, we don’t know why she chose to spell it like that.

At the risk of begin hard on someone who is not yet able to have a driver’s license, “These Heaux” is a¬†terrible debut single. It’s little more than a generic hip-hop beat paired with equally forgettable lyrics. Whether or not Bregoli actually wrote the song remains to be seen, but it does have the hallmarks of her personal brand (those being a bad attitude, horrible misuse of the english language, and a clear lack of understanding as to why she’s famous in the first place). comment below and let us know if you agree.

You may recall a story from earlier this year that claimed Bregoli was planning a nationwide tour. Those plans were later scrapped, but it’s not hard to imagine that the release of this single will be followed by another tour announcement in the weeks ahead. Even if that does not come to pass, one thing is certain: Danielle Bregoli is not going down without a fight. She’s going to milk every ounce of attention she can from her fifteen minutes, so sit back and watch the madness unfold.