Dan (of The Underclassmen) is a talented man. Dan loves Paramore more than most. Read why below:
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All We Know Is Falling (2005)
SW: Falling in reverse.
DP: I see what you did there.
SW: It’s all we know.
DP: Scott, you never let this go.
SW: I can feel the pressure, Dan.
DP: Debut albums are tough for me. I love this record but I am much more into the band’s later works.
SW: Dan, you’re brighter than most.
DP: Puns. On. Point.
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After Laughter (2017)
SW: Nothing funny about this album…
DP: 80’s style instrumentation: check. A sincere message to the world about the importance of one’s mental health: check. I’m a fan.
SW: There are no bad Paramore records. Period. TOLD YOU SO!
DP: Hey, do you forgiveness me?
SW: Forgiven. No hard times here.
DP: I’m no longer fake happy; I’m REAL happy.
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Brand New Eyes (2009)
SW: TRUE. Dan is a bigger Paramore fan than I, so I compromised here. For the record: This is MY favorite Paramore album. Yup.
DP: Have you listened recently with brand new ears?
SW: Careful, Dan. Careful.
DP: Scott, you show your ignorance with each word in this article.
SW: I am now feeling sorry.
DP: Turn it off!
SW: K.
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Riot! (2007)
DP: Hallelujah.
SW: This album is a miracle.
DP: I was born for this record.
SW: I was born this way.
DP: Wrong band.
SW: I was born in the U.S.A.?
DP: Wrong band.
SW: Stop crushcrushcrushing my dad jokes.
DP: Well… (pauses) that’s what you get.
SW: Ugh. Managing you sometimes is a misery business.
DP: Well… (pauses) that’s what you get.
SW: Well played. That joke is a miracle.
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Paramore (2013)
DP: Paramore proved that it could grow up with this album.
SW: Others may have thought that the band was daydreaming about its future, but this self-titled record is proof that it wasn’t the band’s last hope.
DP: Wow.
SW: Wow rhymes with “Now”.
DP: Scott, don’t try to take this from me.
SW: Dan, don’t try to take this from me.
DP and SW (together singing): Now ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Listen to The Underclassmen. Listen to Paramore. Listen to this playlist.
