Comedian to release 7-disc set including 195 orgasms, 45 minutes of crying

Comedian Eugene Mirman, also known as Gene Belcher from the hilarious animated series Bob’s Burgers, has announced the details for his next album, I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome). The set, to be released October 30 on Sub Pop, will include a traditional live album recorded in Seattle in June 2014. But after that, things get a bit weird: I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) will also include six more LPs’ worth of material, including a disc called “Fuckscape” (described as “an erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends”), a disc comprised of 45-plus minutes of crying (presumably by Mirman himself) and a disc of 195 orgasms (also presumably by Mirman himself, though we’re not gonna factcheck that one). See the disc-by-disc breakdown below as well as an entertaining video from Eugene Mirman explaining the whole project below, and if you’re interested, you can pre-order it here (including options for a bathrobe and an armchair—seriously).

LP1 – Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater
Good-humored noticings from America’s “Master of the Noticing!”

LP 2A – A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body
A calming meditation to cheer and sooth the cluttered mind, the injured heart and the anxious body

LP 2B – Fuckscape
An erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends

LP 3 – Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
Tremendous, mouth-made sound effects for amateur and professional foley artists alike

LP 4 – Digital Drugs
A binaural acoustic pharmacy for the carefree or ill

LP 5 – Over 45 Minutes of Crying
A full-hearted 45-minute cry-a-thon

LP 6A – Introduction To Spoken Russian
The language of Pushkin as taught by someone who left Russia at the age of 4

LP 6B – Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages
For Your Personal Use

Turn every phone call you miss or receive into a thousand-million smiles

LP7 – 195 Orgasms