It’s so simple, we’re smacking our own foreheads for not coming up with it ourselves: Behold, Magic: The Gathering Of The Juggalos. Internet power user SAWFAN666 has created the ultimate mashup between two fanbases that likely have very, very little crossover, bringing three Magic cards into existence that are likely not tournament-approved but are sure to score you points with that down-ass ninjette you’ve been eyeing in your local run-down strip mall’s parking lot. SAWFAN666 explains (in all caps, of course):
I MADE SOME SPECAL MAGIC CARDS 4 ALL THE JUGGALOS AND JUGALO ADMIRERS OUT THERE THESE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE REAL MAGIC CARDS AND THERES EVEN A PRINT ON THE BACK I CANT SHOW U BC I WOULD SURELY B SUED
Feast your eyes on mana-tapping wonders Hatchet Randall (a Legendary Juggalo), Neden Goddess (likewise) and our personal favorite, BBQ Beef Faygo, the best enchantment Magic: The Gathering has seen since Yawgmoth’s Bargain:
Given that the actual Gathering Of The Juggalos takes place July 22-25 at the appropriately named Legend Valley in Thornville, Ohio, featuring the likes of Insane Clown Posse, Puddle Of Mudd, Waka Flocka Flame, Mushroomhead, Machine Gun Kelly, Kottonmouth Kings, Flosstradamus and many more, there’s still time to order this set and get them before Faygo Armageddon begins—and at only $6, it’s a total steal, assuming you are truly Down With The Clown. All the bonus points in the world if you attend the Gathering and get Juggalo-rap supergroup Dark Lotus to pose holding up actual Black Lotus cards.